What’s gone on?

  • Twit

    I am a Twiterer. Last night I popped into Halfords (For those not familiar, Halfords is a British motor factors specialising in Bicycles, furry dice and air fresheners in the shape of steering wheels. The key skill of all Halfords employees is to know fuck all about cars and everything about the latest offers on

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  • Overkill

    I ordered a really obscure Album (Remembering Analogue) by an equally obscure band (Girl Next Door) from CDBaby. This is the despatch confirmation email

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  • Incredulity

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  • Council

    Dear Mr Council, Thank you for repairing the first 30ft or so of Church Street which, incidentally, seems to go past a campaign donors house. I think your chaps did a damn fine job and can only suspect that they are intending to continue their sterling work and finish the rest of the street after

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  • Over egging the pudding: Self indulgent whinge about everything

    Something that has been really pissing me off of late is that I’m feeling remarkably over managed. Not only do I have work coming in from my immediate line manager Mr Bigot, but I also have stuff coming direct from Mr Beardywalker-Type and from Ms Ive-been-on-one-too-many-corporate-training-courses.

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  • Stabby “stab stab” McStab

    When I did my weekly check in with my olds on Sunday my mum asked me what, if anything, I had been up to the day before. So I told her that I’d gone to meet zoefruitcake and that I had a wonderful time. My mum then said something along the lines of “Well I

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  • Safe

    The news that a school is banning ties and the news that stepping stones might be bad for your health has really got my blood pressure up of late. I blame the litigious society we now live in. I hold my hand up now and confess that in the mid 1990’s I helped to propagate

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  • These people are teaching your children

    Teacher – Can I have my username and password please? stegzy – Yes. Your username is dick.wad and your password is password1 with a capital P. Teacher – B1? stegzy – No password1 with a capital P. Teacher – All one word? stegzy – Yes with a one at the end. Teacher – is that

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  • People

    People

    Look who I met today The lovely and giggly zoefruitcake 😀

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  • Wife

    “What would you say to me going self employed” She asked as I drove her home last night. I imagine the long lingering pause was a bit too long and my lip is still sore from the huge bite I gave it. “You don’t seem pleased” “No go for it” I said, “As long as

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