What’s gone on?

  • Lard

    Today’s juice involved:- Rhubarb Ginger Apple Carrot Lemon

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  • Cabbages

    I discovered a rather pleasant cocktail at the weekend.

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  • @ God awful Party with the wifes boss crooning to some bollocks deranged86 – It’s weird this isnt it? The wifeYes its a bit like Butlins stegzy – What? Because of the crap entertainment and the fact that everyone wishes they weren’t here?

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  • Wet Leather

    I just watched a ladder appear into view on the Gate Cam, some bloke climb up it and then look all suspicious. (You can see him in the gallery) I then realised it was just the window cleaner. Doh! Drama session was ok. It was mainly sorting out what the kids wanted to do. One…

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  • Profile

    Profile

    I had a fiddle with me profile yesterday. I’m bored of that picture of me. Its like nearly 40 years old ffs. Well…maybe not 40. More like 6 years old. It was taken on the Gnomepants Tour of Wales 2001 which took us to such far off places as Cardiff, Pembroke, Haverford West, Fishguard and…

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  • How much?!

    £42.90!!?!?!!?! They’re takin’ piss! **sticks with trial**

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  • Cork

    After last nights events I told the wife it would only take one more major incident and I’d be moving back to Liverpool or somewhere (though not down south because its too tense there…maybe somewhere up north and rural like Berwick on Tweed or Barnards Castle). Anyway, she agreed with my sentiments but I think…

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  • Breaking News

    Breaking News

    The wife was working late tonight. Her car , the green fiesta (aka the green nasty), has been stolen from outside her work and set on fire. She is a bit upset. RIP green Fiesta. 1995-2007 One of the last times it was captured on film 😦 It used to belong to my mum who…

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  • Lecktrick

    Came home last night and nearly died. My shed door was wide open. Initial thought was “Fuckers!! They’ve nicked everything”. This swiftly turned to “OMG! They’re still here” as I saw a beany hatted head stick its head out in reaction to my approaching car. Thoughts then resolved to “Ah tis only Dominic the electrician”.…

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