What’s gone on?

  • Teeth

    Teeth

    I upgraded J River Media centre to version 12. I love it. It makes Windows Media Fuckerupper seem like something cobbled together by a group of sixth form A’level Computer Programmers. Mrs Owen was caught on Webcam on Friday acting suspicious. Who the chap the pocket bound hands is we have no idea. Probably some…

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  • Mugs

    I left my office mugs on the Garden table this morning. Doh! Today’s juice involved Carrot Brussel Sprout Curly kale Brocolli Orange Apple Asparagus Radish It looked suspicious.

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  • Weather

    In the UK, generally, if it gets a bit blowy, more than 2 inches of snow or a slightly larger than usual puddle forms on the road outside the town hall, then the infrastructure of the entire country grinds to a halt and we all stand round tutting and blaming the government or indeed the…

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  • Badgers

    Of course my badger already laps it up in the luxury of my office at home Links to: News Article on BBC about Badgers in Scotland living in luxury sett

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  • Beans

    Today’s juice included:- Turnip Brussel Sprouts Ginger Tangerine Apple Celery Garden peas Last nights potato replacement was – sautéed mushrooms It amuses me how people scoff when I tell them I’m not eating potato this year. Last night though I was sorely tempted to nip out to the chippy but I combated the desire with…

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  • Meaningless forms

    In my experience, a great deal of life, especially in the United Kingdom, is ruled by form filling. You’re born; so your parents fill in a form. You go to school; forms are filled in. You leave school and go to university, so you fill in forms. Or if you join the National College of…

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  • Picture du jour

    Picture du jour

    In my spare time I like to cultivate bacterial strains to rival even Louis Pastuer’s efforts Behold the healing properties of my office mug 🙂 No. I’m not ashamed.

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  • Eggs Hams

    Exam day today so everything technical that can go wrong with the printer has. Such is the rule of tech. Rules set in stone by the first ever technical support people. I have a ditty going through my head. It is an annoying ditty. Repeatedly going through my head de di di fiddly diddly diddly…

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  • Jobs

    I think I might like to work here

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  • Juicy

    I’ve got a case of blogorrhea today. The wife suggested we dusted off the juice extractor thingie and use that in an effort to make ourselves healthy again. This involves me getting up 5 minutes earlier so that I can juice every juicy thing in the house in an effort to make something vaguely palatable.…

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