What’s gone on?

  • Breaking News

    Breaking News

    The wife was working late tonight. Her car , the green fiesta (aka the green nasty), has been stolen from outside her work and set on fire. She is a bit upset. RIP green Fiesta. 1995-2007 One of the last times it was captured on film 😦 It used to belong to my mum who…

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  • Lecktrick

    Came home last night and nearly died. My shed door was wide open. Initial thought was “Fuckers!! They’ve nicked everything”. This swiftly turned to “OMG! They’re still here” as I saw a beany hatted head stick its head out in reaction to my approaching car. Thoughts then resolved to “Ah tis only Dominic the electrician”.…

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  • Teeth

    Teeth

    I upgraded J River Media centre to version 12. I love it. It makes Windows Media Fuckerupper seem like something cobbled together by a group of sixth form A’level Computer Programmers. Mrs Owen was caught on Webcam on Friday acting suspicious. Who the chap the pocket bound hands is we have no idea. Probably some…

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  • Mugs

    I left my office mugs on the Garden table this morning. Doh! Today’s juice involved Carrot Brussel Sprout Curly kale Brocolli Orange Apple Asparagus Radish It looked suspicious.

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  • Weather

    In the UK, generally, if it gets a bit blowy, more than 2 inches of snow or a slightly larger than usual puddle forms on the road outside the town hall, then the infrastructure of the entire country grinds to a halt and we all stand round tutting and blaming the government or indeed the…

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  • Badgers

    Of course my badger already laps it up in the luxury of my office at home Links to: News Article on BBC about Badgers in Scotland living in luxury sett

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  • Beans

    Today’s juice included:- Turnip Brussel Sprouts Ginger Tangerine Apple Celery Garden peas Last nights potato replacement was – sautéed mushrooms It amuses me how people scoff when I tell them I’m not eating potato this year. Last night though I was sorely tempted to nip out to the chippy but I combated the desire with…

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  • Meaningless forms

    In my experience, a great deal of life, especially in the United Kingdom, is ruled by form filling. You’re born; so your parents fill in a form. You go to school; forms are filled in. You leave school and go to university, so you fill in forms. Or if you join the National College of…

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  • Picture du jour

    Picture du jour

    In my spare time I like to cultivate bacterial strains to rival even Louis Pastuer’s efforts Behold the healing properties of my office mug 🙂 No. I’m not ashamed.

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  • Eggs Hams

    Exam day today so everything technical that can go wrong with the printer has. Such is the rule of tech. Rules set in stone by the first ever technical support people. I have a ditty going through my head. It is an annoying ditty. Repeatedly going through my head de di di fiddly diddly diddly…

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