The Compostual Existentialist

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Registration for computing services services normally takes 1 working day. It tells you this on all the literature we hand out about registration and on the actual registration screen itself.

User: I cannot log in
stegzy: Ok I shall have a look at your details on our system. What is your Student number please?
User: 12345
stegzy: uh huh…**clickety clack**..I can see that you have only just registered. Registration takes place over night and your account will be available the next working day.
User: No. You are not right.
stegzy: Ok I shall check hold the line please
**hold**
stegzy: (to supervisor) Is it still true that registration takes place over night?
Supervisor: yes and the account is available the next working day
**unhold**
stegzy: Yes registration takes place over night and the account is then available the next working day
User: No that’s not true. That means that my account will not be available until Monday!
stegzy: Yes that’s true
User: No it’s not.
stegzy Ok hold the line please
**hold**
stegzy Boss! Will you take this call please.
Supervisor: OK
**divert call**
Supervisor: Hello helpdesk supervisor
**User probably says hello and explains what has happened**
Supervisor: Registration takes place over night and your account will be available the next working day.
**user probably kisses my arse**

Now y’see I’ve got this idea. I think at this stage, after the user has discovered that I was telling the truth, that the user should be forced to come and apologise to me, preferably on bended knee, with flowers, chocolates and a big “I’m Sorry” card. My co-workers agree. Perhaps I have one of those voices that sound unconvincing…..

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Author: stegzy

Once, long ago, I wrote frequently on Livejournal. I then moved to Blogspot, where I discovered that blogging requires an audience. So I moved back to LJ. Then over to Dreamwidth, back to LJ, up the road of self hosting with Muckybadger before giving up entirely and moving over to Wordpress. It was at that moment I decided I would spread my compostual nonsense simultaneously across the blogosphere like some rancid margarine. And so here I am. I am a badger. But then I'm not really a badger. I am a human. With badger like tendencies. I am a writer, a film producer and a social commentator. I am available for Breakfast TV shows, documentaries and chats in the pub with journalists.

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