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Dear Arid Places in Africa, We appear to have your rain. Please can you come and collect it before we get washed away. Much Love Gnomepants I have a hole in my sock. In true form, once I’ve given up all hope and moved my attention onto a new thing, the old thing seems to…
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The plan today was to look around the city of Liverpool and pop into a few recruitment agencies. I’m never sure whether this is the right thing to do as most of the time recruitment agencies just say “Email us your CV” which to me means “Fuck off and don’t bother us with your worklessness”.…
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> Looking for work is arduous. Filling in application forms time after time after time with the same information, slightly tweaked to promote relevance to post applied for. I must have filled in more application forms during this period of unemployment than I did during the last period back in the nineties. I suppose this…
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Me and the the fruit cake were discussing telly during a blustery walk through the Warwickshire countryside and we thought about what sort of programmes you would run if you owned a television station for a day and could schedule any show you wanted to. The premise being that you have 24 hours to fill…
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Day 17. A song that you hear often on the radio: I don’t tend to listen to music radio. It’s a waste of airwaves if you ask me. The only music I tend to hear on the radio is this when I’m driving late or struggling to sleep. The Shipping Forecast from stegzy gnomepants on…
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stegzy – Can I help? Student – The printer’s acting weird. stegzy – Is it dancing round the library wearing a hat pretending to be a giraffe? Student – eh?
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““The great masses of the people will more easily fall victims to a big lie than to a small one.”” – Adolf Hitler It’s been years since I did an International Fib Day. Ok I did a poll last year and the day has moved around more than a cigarette lighter in a washing machine…
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On my journey southwards on Friday I witnessed several pranged cars, idiots undertaking, buffoons changing lanes late and several near misses. It got me wondering why, in an early Friday evening, people seemed to be in a rush to get places. It also struck me that most of the drivers, if not all of the…
