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  • Camping – Day 1

    Camping – Day 1

    Damn! I forgot pillows! Aberdaron has changed. You wouldn’t know to look at it. It is a timeless place after all: narrow streets, humpty back bridge, quaint buildings and people hoping to squeeze every penny they can out of the passing visitor. It has changed though. Something in the air. Intangible. Maybe it is just

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  • Stick it

    It is a well known fact that the second page missing from the bible (the first being the copyright and disclaimer bit at the front which hints at it all being a work of fiction) is the page that goes something like this:- And yea it came to pass on the eighth day didst Yahweh

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  • Planz

    So this is the plan. There is a walk I’d like to do. It is a long long walk. But I think it would help me clear my mind and procrastinate without actually sitting on my arse playing World of Warcraft all day. It would probably help me get fit too. I am terribly out

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  • What would be nice right now

    To be sat on the veranda or patio of a shore side bar in a peacefully quiet gloriously sunny seaside village or town. Watching the waves lap the shore and people bustling about getting ready for the impending summer rush. I would sit there, feet up, book by my side, hat donned, reactive spectacles reacted.

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  • Words

    When I was a little boy I was force fed religious dogma and idiom by my school. Of course, my grasp of the English language probably matched that of many of my peers and there were words I was unfamiliar with. One such word was “grace”. I didn’t have a clue as to what it

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  • This is my life

    This is my life

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  • Man

    I have been thinking about this for some time now but I’ve come to the conclusion that I have an inherent need for something. I need a man. Not in a gay way you understand, but in a rugged male companion kind of way. I have been lacking in male company. Sure there are a

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  • And now…the shipping forecast

    The Shipping Forecast from stegzy gnomepants on Vimeo. A Windows movie maker file containing pictures wizzed from google images and put to the tune “Sailing By” by Ronald Binge. Editing by Stegzy Gnomepants

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  • Projekt0rz

    Her – I’ve plugged my projector in in a room the other side of the building and its not coming on, there’s a blue light flashing but no “wooshing” noise. stegzy – Have you tried pressing the button by the blue flashing light? Her – Yes but nothing happened. Can you just come and look

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  • Landscape

    Landscape

    If I fell through a hole in time and travelled back 45 years. If I then looked out of my bedroom window across the field behind the lane with no name and beyond the field behind the field behind the lane with no name, not only would I have upset Mrs Edson’s daughter, but I

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