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Dear student, Trying to sound like you iz a gangsta from da ghetto an ting an shit when you iz in yo’ mid twenties, white an middle class an shit an ting; just makes yo sound like a knob head an shit skin blud yo. Respec’ n shit, Yo’ homie Gnomepantz
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Last night I thought I’d watch some TV. So I picked up the TV guide and thumbed through it with the express intention of finding something to watch. My head exploded with despair. After I picked up the pieces of skull and brain I had splattered all over the living room I analysed the scheduled…
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> My radio alarm clock woke me this morning to an interesting article about one of the worlds rarest plants. The Middlemist’s Red is currently in bloom at Chiswick House hot house and is one of only two in the world. Curious, I took a look at the plant on the website. BBC Guardian …
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> Every year, in Britain, thousands of young people struggle to find things to do. The more fortunate can often be found wandering the streets aimlessly like mindless zombies looking for a tiny piece of recognition or attention from anyone who cares to give it whereas the less fortunate, hanging around off licences threatening adults…
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> Hello! Thank you for coming to Stegzy Gnomepants’ Customer Service School. Today I am going to show you the key skills required to succeed in this line of work* 1. Always give your friends first class service – If your friends are happy they will tell their friends about the good service they…
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Taking a break from the trials and tribulations of academic research I thought I’d spend a few minutes trying out something ucrazyutaraptor was having fun with the other week. But first of all. I did a bit of research. If you are unfamiliar with the phenomenon of Chatroulette….watch this…. http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9669721&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=&fullscreen=1 chat roulette from Casey Neistat…
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Today something happened that made me hate being a man. Before I begin my tirade, let me stipulate some things:- I am male I am often outside unaccompanied I am tall I am stocky I don’t have children I have an unusual hair style I have never committed rape I have never molested a child…
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I’m told by the media and by “those who know better” that we live in a surveillance society in the UK. There are eyes everywhere. Cameras hidden, cameras in plain view. Some owned by councils, others by private companies and individuals. But in all, there are eyes everywhere. My brother used to tell me he…
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It scares me how flappable some people get with technology. I have known fairly intellectual professionals get flustered because the mouse had been placed on the left hand side of a keyboard instead of the right. I’ve seen grown men cry because the simple use of a caps lock button could have saved them hours…
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It makes the world go round. Or so they say. Personally I was under the impression it was the gravitational pull of the celestial spheres but then I’m not a physicist. The news in the UK today is a buzz with talk about the BBC, “commercial sensitivity” and the salaries they pay to the presenters…
