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Spent most of yesterday in bed. NHS direct says “If diahorrea persists for 48 hours consult your GP”. So I did. Doctor Selim said “You mustn’ts stops the shits from comings out. You should let it runs free..haha… Dihorreas is the bodies way of cleansings itself of all the poisons and toxins, Mr Gnomepants. I
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Not long now. Days away… Fortunately there is little left to do in Chez Gnomepants. The sister-in-law kindly offered to wrap and buy the remainder of the presents and even the local post mistress offered to stick the 60 odd stamps I finally got round to buying, on the cards, we finally got around to
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Will you pop in to Mrs Owen’s for some tea? – Why duntcha bob ovver t’Mrs Owens? Walk down the alley – Wark dun ginnel Please close the gate – Shut thar snikket
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First off. Big thank yous go to the absolute star fj_warren for her mystery parcel which was waiting for me on my return from work this evening. I shall wait until Christmas before I open it though.
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Are you alright? – Yo raaate? At the junction turn right – At junkshun turn raaaate The answer I gave was right – A wus fuckin raaaate European Court of Human Rights – Europe kert of uman raaaates The priest gave Colin the last rites – thu parson giv wor Colun the las Raaates
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