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Last year I made the decision that for a year I am not going to eat any potatoes. Just to see what would happen. Would I lose weight? Would I get really sick? Would I stay the same? Would I turn into a superhero with vegetable powers like laser broccoli and ultrasonic Jerusalem artichokes? Well…I’m…
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Spent most of yesterday in bed. NHS direct says “If diahorrea persists for 48 hours consult your GP”. So I did. Doctor Selim said “You mustn’ts stops the shits from comings out. You should let it runs free..haha… Dihorreas is the bodies way of cleansings itself of all the poisons and toxins, Mr Gnomepants. I…
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Not long now. Days away… Fortunately there is little left to do in Chez Gnomepants. The sister-in-law kindly offered to wrap and buy the remainder of the presents and even the local post mistress offered to stick the 60 odd stamps I finally got round to buying, on the cards, we finally got around to…
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Will you pop in to Mrs Owen’s for some tea? – Why duntcha bob ovver t’Mrs Owens? Walk down the alley – Wark dun ginnel Please close the gate – Shut thar snikket
The Compostual Existentialist 