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  • Picture palace

    Picture palace

    First off. Big thank yous go to the absolute star fj_warren for her mystery parcel which was waiting for me on my return from work this evening. I shall wait until Christmas before I open it though.

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  • Are you alright? – Yo raaate? At the junction turn right – At junkshun turn raaaate The answer I gave was right – A wus fuckin raaaate European Court of Human Rights – Europe kert of uman raaaates The priest gave Colin the last rites – thu parson giv wor Colun the las Raaates

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  • Translating Previous post Friday night I couldnt be

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  • Turgid

    I’d wish myself a happy birthday but its Christmas next week so I’ll get a bigger happy on Christmas. Or something like that.

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  • Christmas

    Shite. So after running round like a wingless bluebottle all day attempting to get all the presents in…I get told that next Saturday is just bog standard good old 23rd December….WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME!!?!?!?!?!? I could have done it all then! Fuckers. I’m really really having a bad time with all this festive bollocks…

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  • Drain

    Lately I’ve been struggling. I am aware of so much that is happening but I feel absolutely powerless to stop it. I’m worried I’m slipping back into depression.

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  • Dogbreath

    The Vectra is fixed. Well…its MOT’d. There is still the need for a service. I’m tempted to do it myself (New oil and air filters, new spark plugs etc) but after the bodged job I made of changing the light bulb in the headlamp I’m slightly reluctant. Still it would be cheaper than getting some…

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  • Birthdays

    People (the wife and her sisters) ask me “What are you doing for your birthday this year?” I’m a bit low on my birthday, and for that matter other people’s, this year. I think I’ve finally reached that stage in my life where I couldn’t give a flying toss what I do on my birthday.…

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  • Monday & Tuesday

    Continuing the weekend Monday involved an early rise and a drive along the M25 and up the M1 to Barnsley. We stopped briefly at a tile shop to chose some tiles for the kitchen. We then returned to our home and our newly plastered kitchen. It looked fantastic. I then took the Vectra for an…

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  • Saturday & Sunday

    We left the urban sprawl that isn’t Barnsley and headed south along the A1

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