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  • It was assembly. We were all in the assembly hall listening to Mr Deveraux discuss the current affairs of the school week. One of the fifth formers came into the hall late. The said fifth former was wearing a fashionable denim jacket. School uniform being strict at my school Mr Deveraux saw him immediately and…

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  • Stegzy Gnomepants School Days Part 1 of 7

    Some things during my school days became legendary amongst people in my year. Others became anecdotes for dining out on in later years. I thought it best I put pixel to webpage and tell you of seven of the most peculiar legendary occurrences before I get old and my mind fails. Number 1: Paul Broughton…

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  • There really is nothing that is as satisfying as a really good poo. It amazes me that some people do not know the correct way to pass scissors. I am baffled by the concept of headphone discos. People who are in a rush should wear a sign on their head saying "I AM IN A…

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  • So I’m feeling a bit poo today. My head hurts in a weird way (like round the sides in front of my ears, not like on the forehead), I’ve been weeweeing like one of them tacky little white cherub water fountains you see in garden centres and I feel run down and poo. Not very…

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  • Dozy cow Can I bring these books back to any library? stegzy – You can take them back to any of the three University of Huddersfield Libraries yes. This one, the one in Huddersfield itself and the one in Oldham. Dozy Cow What about the library in Selby? stegzy – That’s not part of the…

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  • Mad Woman I vud like to renew my bookinks pleases stegzy Certainly **Scan card check record** stegzy I’m sorry there are requests on three of your books you will need to bring them back Mad Woman Vy? stegzy Because your loan period has expired on these books and people are waiting to borrow them Mad…

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  • >The Needle Lies

    > Back to uni today. 3 days until next deadline. Worms in my head. It’s down hill from here yet surprisingly up hill. Garage door is completely fuxx0rdz Answers to comments to this post through LJ may be delayed.

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  • I scrub up well

    I scrub up well

    Originally uploaded by stegzy. Gosh. I am smart. See the thing is I believe if you look scruffy 90% of the time, when you scrub up you look like a large lottery win. This was taken on New Years Eve at the Burlesque Ball I went to in Chester.

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  • >Writing

    > I keep thinking I should crack on with Click. But then I think maybe I should start the new one (When I Was Your Age). Then I remind myself that I have a degree to finish and that there’s still loads of course work to do. Answers to comments to this post through LJ…

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  • Detectives

    So I’ve already established there is a lack of Fictional Crime solving Dentists. Then there are the other vacancies in crime solving fiction such as:- Farmers Accountants Taxidermists Bin men Ice cream men Lorry drivers (though I suppose Highwayman counts) Librarians Zookeepers Yogurt makers Thing is I doubt anyone has noticed.

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