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I had a lovely eve last night With starsnsammiches And Az, Thats right We had a lovely meal as well Lamb and veg Indeed Do Tell Bread and butter pudding delight With butterscotch sauce And cream That’s right Tantalised taste buds Delightfly sated Red wine was drunk Till we placated With talk of toot And
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Poetry (requested by scattydove) Poetry poetry Everywhere Under the carpet Under the stair Out in the garden Deep in the shed Up by the chimney Float round your head Poetry poetry It’s so rich The rhythmic meter Can be such a bitch It brightens your day In every way Poetry poetry Hip hip hooray 😀
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Screwdriver I hold you in my hand Hard metallic thing I need you to do a job So that I may sing With joy and rapture Abound galore Be it drive in a screw Or into wall bore A hole for a purpose Sinister or true Should I have used nails? Should I have used
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To readers:- My poetry is crap Click here for a taster A poet I’m not I am but a waster This week I have rhymed In all of my posts I’m sorry if its crap Like marmite on toasts But to break with tradition And write one in prose Would be as painful As breaking
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Orange round easy to peel Nice and juicy Festive I feel Divide into segments With pith oh so white Contented feel Healthy and bright Two bags full per day Satsumas galore In every way Never a chore Give them to me Please.
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Pink and long Flavour strong Rhubarb Rhubarb Custard hot Manure not Rhubarb Rhubarb Baked in pie Boil or fry Rhubarb Rhubarb Soaked in gin Tuck right in Rhubarb 🙂
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Bee II: The Return of the Bee: A really crap poem by Stegzy Gnomepants Bee! I can see! You at my window Trying to flee? Maybe?Bee! You can’t get free The window was shut By me Free(zing) No! You will not go You’re black and stiff Or moving slow Ly Bee! You’re dead I see!
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Week of poetry They’re looking for a poet In this country of mine To be the laureate That would be fine Sadly my poetic skills Are not shit hot So my application They will not have got So this weeks entrys In true Gnomepantic form Will be in verse And a break from the norm
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Bee Buzzy little Hairy thing Flying round With translucent wing Fetching nectar From flowers Making honey In a matter of hours Buzzy buzz Stingy sting You lovely little Hairy thing 🙂
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Dear Webdesigners, Please stop fucking about trying to redesign webpages. I know you’re only trying to keep yourself in a job but seriously, I’m usually quite happy with the way things are. Gmail now looks like it’s been through the washing machine. I hope my missing LJ comment replies aren’t related to this image change.
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