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Sometimes I thrive on being unprepared for situations. I like to think on my feet. I find that the adrenaline helps me think sharper, but not necessarily clearer. Though since being on adrenaline suppressants I’m not always as sharp as I used to be. A case in point occurred on Monday of this week.
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When you’re in the middle of a conversation if somebody not involved in the conversation interrupted by going “oooh! oooh!” you would think that person as rude. Would you not? So why is it, when you’re in the middle of a conversation and the telephone rings, everyone stops talking and someone answers the telephone? They
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So the problem with this time of year is the availability of all the sweet shite that the shops seem want to thrust in our faces. So far this week I’ve eaten more crisps, sweets and chocolate than I did last month. Worse still, the availability of yummy fruits such as satsumas, juicy juicy oranges
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When I was a nipper, I hoped for a shiny new bike. Times were hard in 1970’s so I ended up with a polished and touched up Raleigh Tomahawk previously owned by my brothers. Of course, as time passed and affluence increased so did my aspirations for gifts. December would come and I would sit
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So let me get this right. You Merricans go and vote for how you would like some bloke you don’t know to vote on your behalf as a collective. That bloke then looks at the votes, decides whether he likes your choice then he sticks his head out of the window to check to see
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I am a balloon Once taut And proud Now in your absence Wrinkled Deflated
The Compostual Existentialist 