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Bath WaterSomeone let the bath water out I can see it going down the spout It’s too late to put back the plug So all that I can do is just shrug Someone let out the bath water By mistake or should they oughta? I’m not sure, but what I know Is down the drain
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**Sigh** In order to be at one with the Static Cosmos, one must achieve a state of supreme stillness. This state is known as Apathy. The word APATHY derives from the Atlantean. A-PATH-Y. A meaning A. PATH meaning PATH. And Y being an abbreviation of WHY. Quite literally A PATH TO THE MEANING WHY. Hugo
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I apologise about the quality. I’m still getting to grips with my new camera phone. Emley Moor mast View! View! Look how far you can see! This is Yorkshire. Thirty years ago all that would have been coal mines Gnomepants Manor. Yeah right! I wish There is something sexual about canal boats entering a
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Somewhere, in Hollywood, there are some creatures that feed on lost time. I’m certain of it. Maybe they’re aliens from another world where time is a scarce commodity. Or maybe they’re from closer to home, over worked executives wanting to somehow recapture their own lost time via some temporal thievery. Whatever they are in order
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stegzy – I never received the form and neither did seven of my class mates Receptionist – They were sent out to you stegzy – Yes but we never received the forms Receptionist – Have you moved house? stegzy – Nope. Receptionist – Well they were sent out. stegzy – That still doesn’t change the
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When I first started shopping for myself, as in buying food to eat for the month, I was living as a student in Sheffield. It was 1992. Prior to that, my experience of shopping was two fold. With my mum and dad who would stroll round the supermarket putting whatever into the basket and paying
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I used to love the X Files my early to mid-twenties were spent being almost fanatical about the programme. The first two and a half series were shown on BBC2 regularly on Thursday evening at 9pm. I would set my video, disconnect the telephone and chill out on the couch while I watched the unfolding
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It seems, according to the lower quality press, that today will be our last day on Earth. Tomorrow the Large Hadron Collider (LHC), a vast multimillion pound particle accelerator, gets switched on. Some, namely those that believe the entire planet was flooded in 3000BC and that all human kind are decended from Adam and Eve
The Compostual Existentialist 