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So the problem with this time of year is the availability of all the sweet shite that the shops seem want to thrust in our faces. So far this week I’ve eaten more crisps, sweets and chocolate than I did last month. Worse still, the availability of yummy fruits such as satsumas, juicy juicy oranges…
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When I was a nipper, I hoped for a shiny new bike. Times were hard in 1970’s so I ended up with a polished and touched up Raleigh Tomahawk previously owned by my brothers. Of course, as time passed and affluence increased so did my aspirations for gifts. December would come and I would sit…
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So let me get this right. You Merricans go and vote for how you would like some bloke you don’t know to vote on your behalf as a collective. That bloke then looks at the votes, decides whether he likes your choice then he sticks his head out of the window to check to see…
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I am a balloon Once taut And proud Now in your absence Wrinkled Deflated
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Bath WaterSomeone let the bath water out I can see it going down the spout It’s too late to put back the plug So all that I can do is just shrug Someone let out the bath water By mistake or should they oughta? I’m not sure, but what I know Is down the drain…
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**Sigh** In order to be at one with the Static Cosmos, one must achieve a state of supreme stillness. This state is known as Apathy. The word APATHY derives from the Atlantean. A-PATH-Y. A meaning A. PATH meaning PATH. And Y being an abbreviation of WHY. Quite literally A PATH TO THE MEANING WHY. Hugo…
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I apologise about the quality. I’m still getting to grips with my new camera phone. Emley Moor mast View! View! Look how far you can see! This is Yorkshire. Thirty years ago all that would have been coal mines Gnomepants Manor. Yeah right! I wish There is something sexual about canal boats entering a…
