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  • Flat Cap Time Primary School Part 6: Mr Poland 1983-1984

    Continuing the education of stegzy Gnomepants

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  • Dream

    I had another bizarre Underground related dream last night. First of all I was on an island in Wales in this old house. I was looking for a lighthouse lamp room which I thought was adjoining the house. I managed to find a secret door but that just took me into a court yard with

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  • Kitchen

    Guess what? The shelves are too high for tiny wives. So kitchen people are back to remove the top cupboards. This is a boon though because it also means that the plasterer will be able to replaster the wall all nice but the plaster will have to dry for a few days before we can

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  • Flat Cap Time Primary School Part 5: Mrs Slack 1982-1983

    Continuing the education of stegzy Gnomepants 1978-1979 1979-1980 1980-1981 1981-1982

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  • Flat Cap Time Primary School Part 4: Mrs Moran 1981-1982

    Continuing the education of stegzy Gnomepants Mrs Oakley Miss Gradwell Mrs Kelly

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  • House

    The kitchen is but a shell of a room. It’s plaster removed to the brick. The units are scattered and dismantled. The living room has a nice new dishwasher, oven and fridge in shiney boxes. It’s gonna be fun and games. Wifey is a bit poorly though and the noise and dust probably wont help.

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  • Stupid

    5 Daft things I secretly believe and know that they might be daft and possibly implausible but haven’t been entirely convinced otherwise – Toothpaste actually causes more damage than it is reputed to fix and is marketed by dentists and oral hygienists to keep them wealthy and, like hair, teeth have their own cleaning mechanism.

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  • Weekend

    Dust everywhere. Cant get over the dust. EVERYWHERE!! Think I’m gonna need to throw a dusting party or something. Hopefully it will all be over at the end of the week. Kitchen people are coming on Wednesday and the plasterer some time during the week and boy has he got his work cut out for

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  • Doctor Quackers

    So i went to the doctors today to pick up my prescription meds and I thought I’d get my flu jab while I was there. “Come in” he said “Have I seen you since you had your bloods done” I affirmed that he hadn’t and asked him how I got on. “If I were you”

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  • Crap Poetry #2321

    Hair Oh where Has my hair Gone I dispair Is it there? My hair once fair Do you care? Ah thankyou.

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