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This is the last time I’m making plans for the weekend. What I Planned What actually happened Torchwood version Get up at 9 Got up at 9:30. In a bad mood because Mrs Mop had been pissing everywhere last night (including on my jeans). “Morning! By the way I’m bisexual” Have healthy breakfast Had bacon and…
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Apart from a bacon barm (roll/bap/breadcake/teacake/weird American name for small round bread) for my lunch today, I’ve been pleased with my intake of food of late. My Christmas fat has long since been pooed away and once more my jeans are falling down to my crotch. Film wise, well today we added the sound. I’m…
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Missis Mop seems to be in relatively good health. Already a timid kitty, the trauma of “being cornered in a room with no hiding places then shoved into a box, driven 5 miles to a brightly lit strangely smelling room where some strange woman shoves a thermometer up her bottom, then having her long claws…
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Missis Mop went to the vets tonight. Her cystitis has returned. The vet was very nice though and she was very good for the vet. Missis Mop had a little injection of pain killer/antibiotic and has been purring away like a happy kitten all night. She also has to take some Cystaid and some weird…
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For the first time in what seems like for ever I don’t actually have anything to do. Lately I’ve been feeling guilty about sitting at the computer and writing things because surely there are other things for me to be doing? Like fixing up the house, selling the Mondeo or getting the Vectra MOT’d and…
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Using the little known dark art of Chocolatomancy and the mystical power of a AAA battery I have been bestowed with all the knowledge for the year ahead. Behold Stegzy Gnomepants’ 2008 Predictions.
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The more eagle eyed of you will probably remember that 2007 was to be a potato free year for me. The start of the year was good. Avoiding potatoes was initially easier than I thought. Probably because my main source of potato was crisps. Finding a maize based substitute was easy. My thanks and eternal…
